

(Source: thefrogman, via apple--crumble)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUfo6ZADLtk Me trying to be attractive.
THE LAST ONE, RIGHT?
This bitch. I want a show of just her and Brienne. The end.
I haven’t been watching this series, and I’m sure the actress who plays her is fantastic, but this is NOT what Ygritte looks like.
Books: The last refuge of unattractive love interests.
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And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.
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